
{"id":1593,"date":"2025-01-01T06:00:29","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T12:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourartsmagazine.com\/kathykmcclellan\/?p=1593"},"modified":"2024-12-31T12:34:16","modified_gmt":"2024-12-31T18:34:16","slug":"twas-the-day-of-the-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourartsmagazine.com\/kathykmcclellan\/2025\/01\/01\/twas-the-day-of-the-new-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Twas The Day Of The New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1594\" src=\"https:\/\/ourartsmagazine.com\/kathykmcclellan\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/12\/2017-12-31-037LghtsSmFxContoursCrpkkmCrEmail.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourartsmagazine.com\/kathykmcclellan\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/12\/2017-12-31-037LghtsSmFxContoursCrpkkmCrEmail.jpg 700w, https:\/\/ourartsmagazine.com\/kathykmcclellan\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/12\/2017-12-31-037LghtsSmFxContoursCrpkkmCrEmail-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>Twas the day of the new year and all through the house<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>The New Year\u2019s Resolutions were already made<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>The bills from this past Christmas already paid.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>My spouse was all comfy snuggled up in the bed<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>While snoring so loudly it really hurt my poor head.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>When there in the kitchen while making my tea<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>I dropped the pot and it hit my knee.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Away to the bathroom I flew in a flash<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Tore open a bandage then looked at the trash.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>The light on the trash can made the tissues inside<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Look a lot like that litter that you find roadside.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Then what in the world did my eyes both spy<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>But my sleep walking spouse yelling, \u201cYou surely must cry!\u201d<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>With a bedhead hairdo and her nightgown all wet<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>I knew right then that I had lost last night\u2019s bet.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>I bet her a breakfast served right in the bed<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>That she would awaken and look great instead.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>She raised up her arms and then she hollered<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>All her friends names as she unladylike slobbered.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>So back to the bed and warm covers she went<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>To sleep more than usual and be content.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>The sound of the snow sliding down with a poof.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>My tea was forgotten and breakfast delayed<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>While I joined my dear spouse in the bed she had made.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>I looked out the window at this year\u2019s first snowfall<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>And then closed my eyes and said, \u201cHappy New Year to all!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>Click <a href=\"https:\/\/kathy-mcclellan.pixels.com\/featured\/wine-with-flutes-and-fruit-kathy-k-mcclellan.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">here<\/a> to see a larger version of today&#8217;s featured image and more.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-justify\">Twas the day of the new year and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse. 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