Your avatar is well, well below the level of acceptability for avatars in artistic contexts. I have friends that would be glad to do a proper rendition of your noble countenance. There is Leonardo, he fusses a little too much, but never used blue, just think how good that would make you feel; then there is van Rijn, he does not like being addressed by his first name, he doesn’t use blue either, used just one candle when painting, so his commission is within reach; also Peter Paul, he doesn’t like to paint clothing, and prefers well endowed subjects, I don’t know if that would suit you …; also Pablo, a bit edgy, but he uses blue, wow, sometimes really blue. Any rate, let me know when you are ready for a sitting, I’ll get one of my friends, maybe all of them.
Dead? Dead, you say? My friends, Leonardo, Rembrandt, Rubens, Picasso, are dead? That can’t be!! You must be getting a kickback from your shrink by referring patients. I won’t go! Ha, gotcha! That painting you show is clearly done in the style of Rembrandt with his candle extinguished! I recognize his work, you can’t fool me! See, he is around, you even posed for him!